Practice text with full furigana

無暗むやみタカジヤスターゼ攻撃こうげきするひとりで喧嘩けんかをしているようだ。今朝けさ肝癪かんしゃくがちょっとここへ人間にんげん日記にっき本色ほんしょくこうへんそんするかもれない

せんだって〇〇まるまる朝飯あさめしはいするがよくなるとうたから二三日にさんち朝飯をやめてはらがぐうぐうばかりで功能こうのうはない。△△さんかくさんかく是非ぜひこうもの忠告ちゅうこくしたかれせつによるとすべて胃病いびょう源因げんいん漬物つけものにある。漬物さえ断てば胃病のみなもとらすわけだから本復ほんぷくうたがいなしという論法ろんぽうであった。それから一週間いっしょうかんばかり香の物にはしれなかった別段べつだんげんも見えなかったから近頃ちかごろはまたした☓☓ばつばつとそれは按腹あんぷく揉療治もみりょうじかぎ。ただし普通ふつうではゆかぬ。皆川みながわりゅうという古流こりゅうかた一二度いちにどやらせれば大抵たいていの胃病は根治こんじ出来でき安井やすい息軒そっけん大変たいへんこの按摩術あんまじゅつあいしていた坂本さかもと竜馬りょうまのような豪傑ごうけつでも時々ときどき治療ちりょうをうけたと云うから、早速さっそく上根岸かみねぎしまで出掛でかけてまして見た。ところがほねを揉まなければなおらぬとか、臓腑ぞうふ位置いち一度いちど顛倒てんとうしなければ根治がしにくいとかいって、それはそれは残酷ざんこく揉み方をやる。あと身体からだ綿わたのようになって昏睡病こんすいびょうにかかったような心持こころもがしたので、一度で閉口へいこうしてやめにした。Aくんは是非固形体こけいたいを食うなという。それから、一日いちにち牛乳ぎゅうにゅうばかりんでくらして見たが、このときちょうなかでどぼりどぼりとおとがして大水おおみずでもようにおもわれて終夜しゅうやねむれなかった。B横膈膜おうかくまく呼吸こきゅうして内臓ないぞう運動うんどうさせれば自然しぜん胃のはたら健全けんぜんになる訳だからためしにやって御覧ごらんという。これも多少たしょうやったがなんとなく腹中ふくちゅう不安ふあんこま。それに時々おもしたように一心不乱いっしんふらんかかりはするものの五六分ごろっぷんわすれてしまう。忘れまいとすると横膈膜がになってほんこと文章ぶんしょうをかく事も出来ぬ。美学者びがくしゃ迷亭めいていがこのていを見て、産気さんけのついたおとこじゃあるまいしがいいとひやかしたからこのごろしてしまった。C先生せんせい蕎麦そばを食ったらよかろうと云うから、早速かけもりをかわるがわる食ったが、これははらくだばかりで何等なんら功能もなかった。年来ねんらい胃弱いじゃくなおために出来得できえかぎ方法ほうほうこうじて見たがすべて駄目だめである。ただ昨夜ゆうべ寒月かんげつかたむけた三杯さんばい正宗まさむねはたしかに利目ききめがある。これからは毎晩まいばん二三杯にさんばいずつ飲む事にしよう。

Rough translation

He can't let up on Taka-Diastase, arguing on for his own sake. His irritation of this morning smolders on. Such venting of irritations, perhaps, is the real reason humans keep journals.

The other day, a certain so-and-so said that skipping breakfast improves digestion. I tried skipping for several days, but all it got me was a grumbling stomach. Another so-and-so advised against pickled vegetables. According to his theory, all digestive disorders stem from pickled vegetables. Remove the cause of the disorder, his reasoning went, and recovery is assured. For a week thereafter I refrained, but to no apparent avail. I've gone back to eating my pickles. Yet another so-and-so says it's all about abdominal massage, but not just any massage. It has to be the old-school Minegawa style. A couple of sessions will suffice to cure most any disorder. Yasui Sokken was a great fan of this massage technique. They say Sakamoto Ryōma numbers among the great men known to have received treatment, so I set off for Kaminegishi, without delay, to give it a try. As it turned out though, it's terribly harsh. They insist on massaging to the bone and inverting the entrails. I came home lethargic, my whole body like wadded cotton. I decided that once was enough. Mr. A swears off of solids. I tried living on milk for a day, but my gut sloshed, made sounds like it was flooded, and I couldn't sleep through the night. Mr. B counseled me to exercise my inner organs by breathing with my diaphragm. This, he explained, should restore the stomach to its natural function. I tried for a bit didn't take to it. It seemed to unsettle my gut. Then too, I would practice devoutly at times, only to forget soon after. If I forced myself to remember, my diaphragm ruled my mind. I couldn't read and I couldn't do my writing. Meitei, the aesthete, made sport of the situation. Unless I wanted to look like a man in labor, he quipped, I'd better stop. I have stopped of late. Mr. C suggested eating soba, so I went at it with both hot and cold soba. All this got me, however, was a case of the runs. I've tried every imaginable remedy, but my digestive woes continue unabated. Until those three cups of saké I tipped back with Kangetsu last night. From here on, it's several cups each evening.

Vocabulary

無暗むやみに excessively; with reckless abandonタカジヤスターゼ Taka-Diastase (brand of stomach medicine)攻撃こうげきする attack; denounce; censureひとりで alone; by oneself喧嘩けんか argument; quarrel; dispute今朝けさ this morning肝癪かんしゃく irritationす reveal itself人間にんげん humans; people日記にっき diary; journal本色ほんしょく true colors; true characterこうう this sort of; suchへん area; realmそんする exist; reside (in)かもれない it may be that ... 〇〇まるまる so-and-so朝飯あさめし morning meal; breakfastはいする eliminate stomachうた said; stated (= った)二三日にさんち two or three days; several daysた tried ...はら stomach; bellyる roar; grumble功能こうのう efficacy; benefit△△さんかくさんかく so-and-so是非ぜひ by all meansこうもの pickled vegetablesて cease; abstain from; avoid忠告ちゅうこくした cautioned; advisedかれ he; himせつ reasoning; theory胃病いびょう stomach ailment; digestive disorder源因げんいん cause; origin; source (usually 原因げんいん)漬物つけもの tsukemono; Japanese pickled vegetablesみなもと source; rootらす dry up; exhaustわけ judgment; conclusion; reasoning本復ほんぷく complete recovery from illnessうたがいなし without doubt; certain論法ろんぽう line of argument; logic一週間いっしょうかん one weekはし chopsticksれなかった didn't bring into contact (with)別段べつだんの particular; notableげん effect; efficacy近頃ちかごろ recently; of lateした started eating☓☓ばつばつ so-and-soく ask; listen (to)按腹あんぷく abdominal massage揉療治もみりょうじ therapeutic massageかぎる is limited to ...; there's nothing other than ...普通ふつうの usual; ordinary皆川みながわりゅう Minagawa-style古流こりゅうな old style; old school (of an art)かた form of massage一二度いちにど one or two times大抵たいてい most; almost all根治こんじ complete cure; full recovery出来できる can; is capable of安井やすい息軒そっけん Yasui Sokken (1799 - 1876; classical scholar of Confucianism)大変たいへん very much; a great deal按摩術あんまじゅつ massage techniqueあいしていた adored; was fond of坂本さかもと竜馬りょうま Sakamoto Ryōma (1836 – 1867; prominent figure in the movement leading up to the Meiji Restoration)豪傑ごうけつ hero; great man時々ときどき at times; on occasion治療ちりょう (medical) treatment早速さっそく right away; without delay上根岸かみねぎし Kaminegishi (place name)出掛でかけて set out (to)まして have (someone) massageほね bonesなおらぬ won't be cured; won't improve; won't get better臓腑ぞうふ intestines; guts; entrails位置いち position; orientation一度いちど one time; once顛倒てんとう inversionそれはそれは very much; extremely残酷ざんこくな harsh; cruelあとで after身体からだ body綿わた cotton昏睡病こんすいびょう lethargy; stupor心持こころもち feeling; sensation閉口へいこうして be annoyed; be fed upくん (suffix of familiarity for males)固形体こけいたい solids一日いちにち one day; a whole day牛乳ぎゅうにゅう (cow's) milkんで drinkくらして live; pass one's timeとき time; occasionちょうなか within one's gut; within one's bowelsおと sound大水おおみず floodた appeared; emerged; materializedおもわれて seem (as if)終夜しゅうや all night; the whole night throughねむれなかった couldn't sleep Mr ...横膈膜おうかくまく diaphragm呼吸こきゅうして breathe内臓ないぞう internal organs運動うんどうさせれば exercise自然しぜんと naturally; in due courseはたらき function; operation健全けんぜん healthy; wholesome; robustためしに as a test; by way of experimentやって御覧ごらん give (it) a try多少たしょう a little; to some degreeなんとなく somehow; in some sense腹中ふくちゅう within one's stomach; one's guts不安ふあん unsettledこまる find bothersome; struggle withおもした remembered; recalled一心不乱いっしんふらんに wholeheartedly; with full devotion五六分ごろっぷん five or six minutes; a short whileつ elapse; go by (time)わすれて forgetになって concern one; be on one's mindほん bookむ readこと act; action文章ぶんしょう sentence; passage美学者びがくしゃ aesthete迷亭めいてい Meitei (name)てい condition; state産気さんけのついた in laborおとこ man; fellowす stop; dispense with; give upひやかした teased; poked fun at; made sport ofこのごろ these days; of lateしてしまった stopped; quit先生せんせい Mr ...蕎麦そば soba; buckwheatかけ kake-soba (soba noodles in hot broth)もり mori-soba (cold soba noodles served with dipping sauce on the side)はらくだる get diarrhea; have the runs何等なんらの (no) sort of I; me年来ねんらい for some years胃弱いじゃく dyspepsia; weak digestionなおす cure出来得できえる can possibly doかぎり as much as方法ほうほう methodsこうじて take; apply (measures)駄目だめ futile; hopeless; in vain昨夜ゆうべ last night寒月かんげつ Kangetsu (name)かたむけた tipped back; drank (alcohol)三杯さんばい three cupfuls; several glasses正宗まさむね saké (colloquial)利目ききめ effect; efficacy毎晩まいばん every night二三杯にさんばい two or three cupfuls; several glasses