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教頭きょうとうしょくってるものがなん角屋かどやってとまった」と山嵐やまあらしはすぐなじりかけた

「教頭は角屋へ泊ってるいという規則きそくがありますか」とあかシャツ依然いぜんとして鄭寧ていねい言葉ことば使つかってる。かおいろ少々しょうしょうあお

取締上とりしまりじょう不都合ふつごうだから、蕎麦屋そばや団子屋だんごやへさえはいってはいかんと、くらい謹直きんちょくひとが、なぜ芸者げいしゃといっしょに宿屋やどやとまりんだすきそうとするからおれはすぐまえふさがってべらんめえっちゃんた何だ」と怒鳴どなけたら、「いえきみことを云ったんじゃないんです、まったくないんです」と鉄面皮てつめんぴ言訳いいわけがましい事をぬかした。おれはこのときがついてみたら、両手りょうて自分じぶんたもとにぎってる。っかける時に袂のなかたまごがぶらぶらしてこまから、両手で握りながらのである。おれはいきなり袂へ手をれて玉子たまごふたして、やっと云いながら、野だのかおたたきつけた。玉子がぐちゃりとれてはなさきから黄味きみがだらだらながれだした。野だはよっぽど仰天ぎょうてんしたものえて、わっといながら尻持しりもちをついてたすけてくれと云った。おれはために玉子はったが、つけるために袂へ入れてるわけではない。ただ肝癪かんしゃくのあまりに、ついぶつけるともなしに打つけてしまったのだ。しかし野だが尻持しりもちいたところを見てはじめて、おれの成功せいこうした事に気がついたから、こん畜生ちくしょう、こん畜生と云いながらのこむっ無茶苦茶むちゃくちゃ擲きつけたら、野だは顔中かおじゅう黄色きいろになった。

Rough translation

"Why would a respectable head teacher be spending the night at Kadoya?" Yama Arashi started in immediately with his reproof.

"Is there some rule that a head teacher can't stay at Kadoya?" Red Shirt's speech was as civil as ever, but his face was a little pale.

"How does a man of integrity, who finds even soba and dumpling shops objectionable from a disciplinary perspective, spend the night at an inn with geisha?" Noda still looked like a flight risk, so I stepped closer to block him. "And what was that about the young master from Tōkyō?" I roared in his face. "I wasn't referring to you. Absolutely not." He had the gall to come back with a shameless denial. I realized at this moment that both of my hands were grasping my sleeve pockets. During our pursuit I'd grasped these pockets to keep my eggs from bumping together and breaking. I thrust my hands into the pockets, grabbed two eggs, and gave a shout as I smashed them against Noda's face. Both eggs shattered, and a yellow ooze dripped off the tip of his nose. He gasped in horror and fell onto his rear, crying out for someone to save him. I'd bought these eggs for eating, not for breaking or throwing, but in a fit of passion I'd acted on instinct. Now, seeing the outcome with Noda on the ground, I cried, "Take this!" and, "Take that!" and blindly smashed the remaining eggs over his head. His face was obscured by yellow goo.

Vocabulary

教頭きょうとう head teacherしょく post; positionって hold (a position)なんで why角屋かどや Kadoya (name of an inn / restaurant)って go (to)とまった spent the night山嵐やまあらし Yama Arashi (nickname for Hotta, the head mathematics teacher)なじりかけた reproached; accused るい in the wrong; criminal規則きそく rule; regulationあかシャツ Red Shirt (nickname for the head teacher)依然いぜんとして as ... as ever鄭寧ていねいな civil; courteous言葉ことば words; speech使つかって use; employかお faceいろ color少々しょうしょう a bit; somewhatあおい blue; pale 取締上とりしまりじょう from a disciplinary perspective不都合ふつごう improper; objectionable蕎麦屋そばや soba shop団子屋だんごや dumpling shopう say; state謹直きんちょくひと man of integrity芸者げいしゃ geisha宿屋やどや inn; tavernとまりんだ spent the nightだ Noda (short for Nodaiko, nickname for Yoshikawa, the art teacher)すきて find an openingそうとする will try to escapeすぐまえ close in frontふさがって stood blocking the wayべらんめえ Tōkyō kidっちゃん young master怒鳴どなけたら berated; roared (at)きみ you (familiar)こと about ...; concerning ...まったくない not at all鉄面皮てつめんぴに impudently; shamelessly言訳いいわけがましい smacking of back talkぬかした had the gall to sayとき time; occasionがついて took notice両手りょうて both hands自分じぶんの one's ownたもと sleeve pocketsにぎって hold; gripっかける give chaseなか insideたまご eggsこまる cause troubleた came; arrivedれて put into; inserted玉子たまご eggsふたつ two (things)して took outかお faceたたきつけた smashed; hurled againstれて break; crack openはな noseさき tip黄味きみ yellowish (substance)ながれだした streamed; began to flow仰天ぎょうてんした be horrified; be frightenedもの person; individualえて appeared (to be)いながら exclaiming尻持しりもちをついて fall (down) on one's rearたすけて help (me)う eatった bought; purchasedつける throw; hit (with)わけではない it's not the case that ...肝癪かんしゃく passion; temperともなしに without really intending to ...尻持しりもちいた be fallen on (his) rearはじめて for the first time成功せいこうした accomplished; succeeded (at)こん畜生ちくしょう damn you!のこる remainingむっつ six (things)無茶苦茶むちゃくちゃに blindly; madly; pell-mell顔中かおじゅう all over one's face黄色きいろ yellow